n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance Iโ€™m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(Source: the-stonersofar, via imonpursuitofhappyness)

meladoodle:

fallingpandas:

meladoodle:

when he licks his lips seductively
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what the fuck is that thing?

my boyfriend :)

(Source: meladoodle, via imonpursuitofhappyness)

danceycorpse:

condescendingchristian:

this pic honestly says it all

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I donโ€™t know what I expected

(Source: poledancing4jesus, via gnarly)

coconutzfemme:

shantrinas:

90sgeekchic:

randywhorton:

lasflowers:

nxkvsja:

de fuck chile ?????

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ fuck wtf

*moves to South Korea to be somebody*

Stop.

*moves to france*

oui oui blow my back out. 

"When your heart is broken you plant seeds in the cracks and you pray for rain."

-Andrea Gibson (via creatingaquietmind)

(Source: psych-facts, via imonpursuitofhappyness)

cocanine:

gnarly:

gnumblr:

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i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. Heย knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing,ย telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetesย medicine.

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diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

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