If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
when he licks his lips seductively
what the fuck is that thing?
my boyfriend :)
this pic honestly says it all
I don’t know what I expected
"When your heart is broken you plant seeds in the cracks and you pray for rain."
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I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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